Loop-ism contest!
As I was putting the two older kids to bed tonight, we got on a roll with loops puns. We developed serious giggle fits, to the point that Brent got annoyed and shut the door so he could commence with quiet reading time to our youngest.
Here were the best riddles:
Q: What do you call a knight who knits?
A: Sir Loopsalot.
Q: What do you call when Ingrid gets a new scooter, takes it out for her first practice ride, forgets how to turn and drives straight into a brick wall?
A: Loopsy-daisy.
Q: What do you call a mythical, short, Irish man dressed all in green who spends his whole pot of gold on yarn?
A: Looprechan.
Q: What do you call someone who refuses to learn to knit?
A: Nincomloop.
Q: What did the knitting war hero receive upon his return home?
A: A 21-gun saloop.
Naturally, there was also a plethora of puns that involved the word "poop," but I will spare you those. Anyhoo, I thought it would be fun to have a Loops pun contest! The winner gets a full bag of Debbie Bliss Rialto Aran! (And for those of you who don't win, take note that this lovely superwash merino is currently 30% off on our website, here).
Just leave a comment with your pun, and I'll announce the winner one week from tonight - Monday, May 12th. Happy punning!
- Shelley
Here were the best riddles:
Q: What do you call a knight who knits?
A: Sir Loopsalot.
Q: What do you call when Ingrid gets a new scooter, takes it out for her first practice ride, forgets how to turn and drives straight into a brick wall?
A: Loopsy-daisy.
Q: What do you call a mythical, short, Irish man dressed all in green who spends his whole pot of gold on yarn?
A: Looprechan.
Q: What do you call someone who refuses to learn to knit?
A: Nincomloop.
Q: What did the knitting war hero receive upon his return home?
A: A 21-gun saloop.
Naturally, there was also a plethora of puns that involved the word "poop," but I will spare you those. Anyhoo, I thought it would be fun to have a Loops pun contest! The winner gets a full bag of Debbie Bliss Rialto Aran! (And for those of you who don't win, take note that this lovely superwash merino is currently 30% off on our website, here).
Just leave a comment with your pun, and I'll announce the winner one week from tonight - Monday, May 12th. Happy punning!
- Shelley
posted by Shelley Brander at
7:32 PM
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Q: Shelley tried to teach Britney Spears to knit. What did Britney say when she kept dropping stitches?
A: Loops! I did it again!
Q. What would Arnold's character be called if he starred in a movie about Loops?
A. The Loop-in-ator!
What do you say when you've shopped for yarn from Chicago to L.A.?
A: Get your kicks on Loops 66
Q: What does Shelley eat for breakfast?
A: Fruit Loops!
Aack! Too...many...puns.... Brain...might...explode....
;-) Billie Anne
How did Shelley feel after the computer crashed?
A: Loops d'looped
Q: What do you feed Shelley when she's sick?
A: Chicken noodle Loops.
Q: What do you call soldiers who try to take away your yarn?
A: StormLoopers.
What does the airplane pilot like to make when she's knitting?
Loop-de-loops!
Q: What will we call it when knitters take over the world?
A: The Loops detat.
What do you call a knitter with teenage kids?
A Loop-do-doop Knitter...
what do you call it when you mess up your knitting after having too much to drink?
a halLOOPSination
What happened to Shelley when she knitted outside in the freezing winter?
She became a Loopsicle!
Q: What do you call a group of knitters who jump out of an airplane?
A: Paraloopers
Q:Why did the actor get a bad review?
A: Because of his loopwarm performance.
These are pretty bad... I'll quit now ;)
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Q: If the knight-who-knits, Sir Loopsalot, came out with a rap CD, what would the opening line of his first hit single be?
A: 'I like big loops and I can not lie...'
Q: What do you call the line for the bathroom at Loops?
A: The Loops loo queue.
Q: What did Darth Vader say when he came to Loops?
A: Loops, I am your father.
Q: What do you call another rapper who knits?
A: Loop Doggy Dogg
What was the name of the caveman that invented knitting?
Alley Loop! :D
Oooh...got another one:
What do call an annual summer concert festival headlined by famous female knitters?
Lala-paLOOPS-a! :)
Q: What do knitters order for lunch?
A: The Loop du jour.
What Beatles hit song sings about Loops?
"Loops-y in the sky with diamonds!"
This one goes out to Gina-the-Vampire:
Looper Trooper lights are gonna find me
Shining like the sun
Smiling, having fun
Feeling like a number one
Let's all give a three loop salute to ABBA-
e
Loopity Do Dah, Loopity A, my oh my what a Loopity Day, Plenty of Knitting heading my way, Loopity Do Dah, Loopity A.
Loopercalifragilisticexpialidocius!
What happened when Jennifer didn't take the time to check her gauge?
Her knitting was Loop-sided!
What's every knitter's favorite sporting event?
The Loop-er Bowl!
If Charlie Brown knitted, what would his dog's name be?
Loopy
Where do you go to see the Mona Lisa?
The Loop-vre
Q: What kind of car does Shelley drive?
A: A Loop De Ville.
Q: What's her back up car?
A: A little deuce Loop.
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Q: What do you call a person with knitting on the brain?
A. A Loop-a-holic
Q: What medical procedure is used to cure yarn addiction?
A: A full frontal loopotomy
or
Q: What do you call your knitting doppelganger?
A: Your loop-alike
or
Q: The little devil on your shoulder enoucouraging you to spend waaayyy too much money at Loops?
A: Loopscifer
or
Q: Where do you go to find your missing sweater?
A: The Loops and Found
and
My favorite heartthrob knitting redneck brothers: Bo and Loop Duke
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