Friday, September 5, 2008

The Enabler.

New this fall on the WB Network..."The Enabler." The kingpin yarn store owner and her gang of fiber-pushing thugs encourage innocent fiberholics to delve deeper into their yarn addiction.

Tune in for the pilot episode, where the Enabler gets a whole new shipment of self-striping Noro in Cashmere Island, Kureyon, Silk Garden, Iro and the popular new chunky weight cotton/silk blend, Taiyo (shown here with Enabling vest pattern), as well as new books:

The shameless seduction continues when the Enabler wheels out a new batch of book titles, including Knitalong and One Skein Wonders (ever notice that "skein" rhymes with "cocaine"? Coincidence? We think not.)

In the episode's riveting climax, the last fiberholic standing tries valiantly to leave the store, having resisted all yarn temptation...when the kingpin directs her attention to the new Czech glass and 1950's vintage buttons:

Tune in tomorrow at 10am, 2042 Utica Square or conveniently online at



Anonymous Anonymous said...

them buttons looks like slugs from me 50 caliber gat, er gun, fer youse who doesn't know buttons from bows........the boise likes that stuff an hopes youse will teach me an the boise how to knit ones, pearls two, if youse catches my drift........yer faithful reader an purveyor of the best numbers in Tulsa, so.....s take a chanch...we is here for youse.
Brudder Yarnish

September 5, 2008 at 4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the English translation is...? :)

September 7, 2008 at 6:49 PM  
Blogger Jules said...

Hey Shelley:) The new buttons look very appealing! Could you see if you all have another skein of Malabrigo in the yellow pollen color please? The numbers stamped on the card say 21 02 14
And they were $10.99 a skein.
I purchased two skeins a month back & now I'm finding out I'll need one more. Thanks--email me at mjswaim "at" valornet "dot" com

September 10, 2008 at 11:19 AM  
Blogger Ms Blondie Knits said...

Thanks a lot, you, you dirty enabler you. Those of us with addictions have no hope. Now we know the TRUE meaning of Loops -- you looped us in!

September 12, 2008 at 3:38 PM  

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